Going to war on my negativity is still going to war. I can’t magically become super positive, so today I’m striving for neutrality.
Looking for a graphic designer to turn an excerpt of a poem that I found into a small poster for a girl’s bedroom. Pink princesses, rainbows and unicorns are not acceptable. When you read the poem, you’ll know why. Willing to shower you with praise, acknowledge your genius and pay you less than you probably deserve.
jennylosesthejiggle said: I was like aren’t naked chicken tenders just strips of chicken then? Wait…
NAKED CHICKEN TENDERS
Step 1: buy chicken breast, or breast tenderloins if you don’t have time or care to cut the breasts
Step 2: 20 min in toaster oven, oven or a long time in a solar oven (not recommended)
Step 3: douse with hot sauce
Step 4: brotein for days.
Are you quoting ‘Arrested Development’ less in everyday conversation? Let’s fix that with this refresher course.
Happy with number on scale moving in right direction, but I really need to increase my activity level.
4 hours into the 24000 pushup challenge, and we’ve got 40 pantsless pushups in the books. Working from home is awesome.
Also, naked chicken tenders are about to happen. Clothing is optional for man and food on this glorious day.